The Worst President Ever will give a televised farewell speech on Thursday.

"It's not something where he's trying to refight old battles. It's a very thoughtful, forward-looking speech in which the president will share the lessons he learned in office and his views on the future," Perino said.

The only real question is whether Bush will announce his blanket pre-emptive pardons on TV before a national audience, or whether he will do it secretly 1 minute before President Obama takes his oath.

If he does it on TV, he'll be able to give it a positive spin - even though it will be his Final Fuck You to the Americana people and the Constitution. The downside is that Olbermann and Maddow will rip him to shreds right up to the inaugural.

If he does it in secret, he won't be able to spin it - everyone will recognize it as his Final Fuck You.