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Invasion of the Pumpheads!

Submitted by dlindorff on April 28, 2008 - 10:08am.

By Dave Lindorff

Is America at the mercy of an invasion of the pumpheads?

The bizarre behavior of Bill Clinton during this campaign season, which has seen this once smooth-talking and politically uber-sophisticated campaigner repeatedly stick a foot in his mouth and undermine his wife’s struggling campaign, raises the issue of whether he is suffering from postperfusion syndrome—a now recognized cognitive impairment common in patients who have undergone heart bypass surgery.

A Manchurian Candidate in the White House?

Submitted by dlindorff on February 28, 2008 - 8:34am.

By Dave Lindorff

With a viral campaign underway via email, right-wing radio, and on the street suggesting that Barack Obama is a black “Manchurian Candidate,” secretly trained as a Muslim fanatic who will insinuate himself into the White House, thence to undermine all that we hold dear, perhaps it is time to look at the Manchurian Candidate we already have in the White House, who, together with his handler over in Blair House, has pretty much done all the damage already.

George Bush came to office in 2001 promising a new era of integrity, civility and “compassionate conservatism,” an era of humble American foreign policy, and a bi-partisan approach to government.

What did we actually get?

And They Said It Couldn't Be Done

Submitted by mj9999 on August 3, 2007 - 3:01pm.

I'm going to affect change the fastest and easiest way I know how. I am simply going to beam satellite broadcasts straight to the collective conscience of Congress. These broadcasts will contain suggestions based on the scientific data I have accumulated about what that other 99 percent really wants. The transcripts of all broadcasts will be posted on my website along with what I perceive as the results of those broadcasts.

I will also include a progress list of various Congress members who seem to be listening or, by some coincedence, already were somehow tuned into the wishes of the other 99 percent.

I've prepared and already transmitted my first real broadcast.

Read the Transcript and please feel free to retransmit.

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The True THREAT Of Ann Coulter And Her Ilk

Submitted by thepen on July 2, 2007 - 4:54am.

Call Good Morning America at 212-456-5900 and complain.
Call Hardball w Chris Matthews at 202-783-2615
EMAIL ACTION PAGE: http://www.peaceteam.net/ban_coulter.php

This last week Ann Coulter said the following on Good Morning America, and for the sake of fairness and completeness we quote its full original context:

"Bill Maher was not joking and saying he wished Dick Cheney had been killed in a terrorist attack. So I've learned my lesson. If I'm gonna say anything about John Edwards in the future, I'll just wish he had been killed in a terrorist assassination plot."