Washington Post Proved Joe Scarborough Murdered Lori Klausutis (SATIRE)

Media Matters busted Swift Boat Joe Scarborough for lying about a story the Washington Post never ran. Here's what Swift Boat Joe said on Scarborough Country on January 10.

This week, Dean claimed that Republicans were the only ones touched by this scandal and that Democrats were pure as the driven snow. But The Washington Post and other news outlets proved that it's Dean guilty of the snow job. Nobody is clean here, and both parties are going to pay for it in the fall.

Well if Swift Boat Joe can engage in rectal journalism and pull Washington Post stories out of his ass, so can I:

Joe Scarborough claims he's pure as the driven snow in the death of Lori Klausutis. But the Washington Post and other news outlets proved that it's Scarborough guilty of the murder.

Hey Joe - if you don't like rectal journalism don't sue me for imitating and satirizing you, just stop practicing it on your fucking TV show.

And while we're on the topic: Did you have an affair with Klausutis before or while she was on your Congressional staff? Did you murder her? If you have nothing to hide, then why do you go ballistic when anyone asks you?

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