Bush joke: (Bush praying 2003) Therell be WMDs. Therell be WMDs. Therell be WMDs. 2005 solution of what he meant: Therell be the WORST MISSILE test ever

Bush joke 2: Bush:air supply of ticket counters in Iraq from Ronald Reagan airport is increasing. We drop them by parachuttes on Humvees so the soldiers can armor them with metal. Imagine: United Airlines on a Humvee. What a great nation.

Bush joke 3: Bush:The Empire State building is safe. (we provided enough RDX to blow up the Sears tower)

Bush joke 4: Bush:We got Saddam (because we let Oussama run free)

Bush joke 5: Bush:We alienated the French to strengthen support in Papua New Guinea. You know which diffrence a free letter box without colonial history can make? Post that gets there will never return to sender. If Saddam has to send the letters of complain due to abuse there, hell die prematurely.

Bush joke 6: Bush:Our Afghan allies joined us in occupying Iraq because we werent sure whether well ever occupy the whole of Afghanistan. Together we can be sure to occupy the whole of Iraq.

Bush joke 7: Bush:Our state deficit is not our trade deficit. That does not mean that I dont see a connection. I lower taxes.

Bush joke 8: Reagan: In five minutes well bomb Moscow. Bush: In five minutes well bomb Baghdad. Back that!