Top 10 Real Reasons Sarah Palin Is Resigning As Governor
The Anchorage Daily News
Our view: Palin calls it quits
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lilsuzq32 wrote on 07/05/2009 08:35:22 AM:
Top 10 Real Reasons Sarah Palin Is Resigning As Governor:
10. She's pregnant again and is having John Edwards' baby.
9. She's "hiking the Appalachian Trail" with Mark Sanford.
8. She wants to spend more time teaching abstinence to her family.
7. She's joining the cast of "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!"
6. She wants to spend more time watching Russia from her house.
5. She wants to devote herself full-time to making comedians apologize for all the new jokes they're going to tell about her.
4. Her daughter Bristol actually IS having Alex Rodriguez's baby.
3. She's taking up Playboy's offer to pose nude as part of their upcoming "Governors Gone Wild" issue.
2. She came to the end of the Bridge to Nowhere that is her political career.
1. She didn't resign at all. It was an elaborate hoax pulled off by Tina Fey.
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LOL!!
As a former Edwards supporter, ouch!!
I am torn between 8 and 3.
That goes for me, also.
Number 6 and 3 are my picks.
:-)
Palin's resignation
I think she has resigne't like her anymore and she's the butt of ridicule... maybe palnning torun for "heaven's forbid!" President. But the people know better, I'd hope!