I'm going to affect change the fastest and easiest way I know how. I am simply going to beam satellite broadcasts straight to the collective conscience of Congress. These broadcasts will contain suggestions based on the scientific data I have accumulated about what that other 99 percent really wants. The transcripts of all broadcasts will be posted on my website along with what I perceive as the results of those broadcasts.

I will also include a progress list of various Congress members who seem to be listening or, by some coincedence, already were somehow tuned into the wishes of the other 99 percent.

I've prepared and already transmitted my first real broadcast.

Read the Transcript and please feel free to retransmit.