Glenn Beck Conspiracy Theories

I'd like to collect all of Glenn Beck's crazy conspiracy theories on one page. Please post them in the comments below - and provide a good link (to Beck or someone writing about Beck) whenever you can. Thanks!

9/5/09 If we understand BO by who he surrounds himself with as HE told us, what does VJ911 [Van Jones] truther stuff tell us about BO's middle east policy?

Beck's Bonkers

Glenn Beck: More Van Jones lunacy

  • Democracy is code...If you want to look at it through the progressive eyes, they changed us in language from a republic to a democracy.
  • We have to prepare for this to be a long process even though it probably won't be. I'm telling you something wicked this way comes. I pray every night for more time. I don't know what anyone has in mind, but they are very well aware of an event. An event is coming and they will use that event to seize power. You are looking at the administration of Chavez.
  • This is the game plan of Chavez. And unless the president comes out and says, "Hey, hey, hey, I didn't know any of these things," get out, get away. I disavow all of these things. You have to assume ‑‑ isn't it reasonable ‑‑ if it's not, help me out. Isn't it reasonable to assume that the president knows about it and is with it?
  • You are looking at a man who I truly believe could be a member of the Chavez administration, and America must stand up and ask this administration: Are you a Chavez administration or are you an American administration. Are you ‑‑ do you believe in capitalism, do you believe in the Constitution, do you believe in the founding of our country or do you believe in a strongman. And here's why I say a strongman.
  • I'm telling you I am putting some pieces together of Van Jones and some other events that are going on that are terrifying. And I am not going to bring them to you until I have all of the pieces and make sure that all of them have been vetted six ways to Sunday. But here I will give you a piece in his own words. If you're looking for a leader that is the guy who's going to put the boots on the ground, who knows how to, knows how to engage people in fear and scare tactics and bullying and revolutionary tactics, it's Van Jones.
  • ...friends, Americans, countrymen, you tell me this is about the Republicans and you tell me this man isn't just a communist, a revolutionary, in his own words. I believe this man is a danger to the republic, a real danger.

These snippets are in Beck's own words. I'm just guessing but he seems delusional and obsessively paranoid, and darn near verging on a mental breakdown. Time will tell whether he collapses the way his advertising base did.

Phone Slam or Massive Progressive PR

So by now you have heard Van Jones has resigned the Whitehouse and will be free to work on the right wing nut cases.

We can help him by calling on all liberals who want this country back for world peace and leadership into the Aquarian Age as it must be.

Time to shut the flying monkey right ghouls down. Phone slam Rush Limbaugh @ 1-800-282-2882 btwn noon & 3PM EST M-F

Even if you lv your phone silent when they answer, just down the Limbaugh switchboard and lets shut down this whole circus.

If you don't feel good doing this then make a pledge to twitter or use any other social networking boards or means to give out the name of your favorite progressive radio station and or host 10 times per day.

There are plenty of folks stuck with no other media to listen to simply because they do not know we are here.